Sunday, 18 December 2016

Hamish, dob 17/12/2016 <3

I'd like to present the results of a recent fusion-fission reaction.  One event was detected, on Saturday morning, with the final product observed to have a mass of 2.45 × 1030 MeV/c2. As a working name, we have have assigned Hamish, though obviously it needs to be ratified by the appropriate authority, via the Guildford Register Office.

The initial reaction products are remarkably more or less as they were before the reaction, though some evidence of decay seems to have taken place.  The results of previous successful experiments (codenamed Flora and Alba) are both delighted about this new emanation.